Hello, and how do you do?
Well (as you can see) 
this is not much of a website.
In any case you’re here, and that’s lovely, so
if you need to contact me
(for any reason) 
you can do so by writing to


if it’s more of a work related enquiry, you’re best off writing
to my manager instead


oh, and there’s also this nonsense if that’s what you’re into